let’s play family feud aka i haven’t laughed this hard in ages


punkcub:

you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america


sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie



pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

karenhallion:

queenmera:

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Every time I see this, it makes me happy. 

Hemsworth looks like he got his ass kicked multiple times while Evans just laughed at him the entire time


pyrrhas:

i did these forever ago and totally forgot about them frick


flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?



captaintightshirt:

the best fucking thing is how when they die they try to be silent THEY TRY SO HARD but you can still hear the snickering and gavin squeaking in the background

#rt #ah

twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation


xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA


schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped


wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight


myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.