Doctor, one day I’m going to be someone that you trust completely, but I can’t wait for you to find that out. So I’m going to prove it to you, and I’m sorry. I’m really very sorry.
we’re in lockdown and this kid is watching adventure time omfg
There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head
I remember when it didn’t even say “DVD”
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc
Stealing posts isn’t going to make people follow you, it’s going to make people think you’re a shady bitch
And killing people won’t make them like you. It’ll just make them dead.
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
i want to:
- wear and have your clothes
- couple cosplay with you
- go to the beach with you
- cuddle with you
- give you little kissies
- hug you
- have lil date nights and days with you
- have ice cream together UuU
i kept expecting “sacrifice you to the dark lord satan” i’m so confused A+ for unexpected turn in text post
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr